TftDS teaser: The Ballad of Tattered Lace part 2

The Hipster Hand Job. So, the next day I drove up to the next major city closest to me to drive for the night. Bigger city, more people, more events, more business, more rides, more money for this guy. I've probably completed 10-15 rides since last night's fiasco without incident or anything really worth noting …

TftDS Excerpt: Caller and Other Guy – A Hero’s Journey.

So, if you will indulge me, I present to you: “Caller and Other Guy: A hero's journey.” It started as a normal night out at the bar. Caller, the native, was showing his visiting relative, Other Guy, a good time out on the town. The had a fancy dinner out and was following it up …

TftDS: CH10, Part2 Teaser – The spicy McChicken

Let me start this one off by assuring you all; no chickens were fucked during the course of this story. At least none that I'm aware of. People are into some weird stuff. (See “Slovakian Traffic Cone.” If common sense and natural progression are in effect here, you should have just read it.) I'm actually …

TftDS: Chapter 10, Part 1. The Slovokian Traffic Cone. (NSFW)

I wasn't going to post this, but here we go.  I hope you enjoy and feel free to share.     The Slovokian Traffic Cone   Innuendo. It's a big word, I know. It basically means “hinting at fucking.” Okay, that's not exactly what it means, but close enough. I was mostly a weekend driver, …

Update 26 MAR 17

So life has been happening lately so my attention has been elsewhere.  But, my work on Tales from the Driver's Side is almost complete and the editing process has begun.  Finished drafts of the stories currently on my blog to be posted soon.  Sorry for the hiatus, but such is life.

Intro to the new and final chapter.

Chapter 10. Let's talk about sex, baby. I think it's time we had “the talk.” I've decided to save the best for last; everyone's favorite subject: sex. Aggressive cuddling. Boning. Cave-diving. Disappointing the wife. Encroachment. Fucking. Going at it. Hanky Panky. Intercourse. Jamming the Clam. Knocking boots. Laying Pipe. Moistening the Pope. Nailing. Organ Grinding. …