Ok, friends (both of you) I’ve gotten to that point. If you like hearing my little stories and are looking forward to the book, there are two ways you can help me out. Go to http://www.gofundme.com/thejkoff and donate to the cause of getting this asshole self-published, or… find me an agent. Ha! Thank you all … More Like what you see?
I am officially settled on a name, divine intervention struck me on my way home from work late one night. I would like to that those who helped me with my title struggles. (Both of you. lol) But the finalized title shall be: Tales from the Driver’s Side: Confessions of a Ride-Share Driver. And the … More Ok, seriously now. It’s final. Updates
A segment from the latest finished chapter of my work in progress. … More Tales form the Driver’s Side – Welcome to ‘Murica part 3: Health Code Violation
130 8.5″ x 11″ pages (so about 250 paperback pages), 56,069 words!
JK Harville Just now So I came to the conclusion that the current title of my current project: “Road Rage” gives off the wrong impression and I will be changing it. Open to suggestions, just let me know.
I’m not sure what started it, but I am in an airport terminal waiting on a flight, I’m in the public waiting room, but there is a windowed private waiting room next to us. Someone who reminds me of Gwenyth Paltrow is in there. I’m very much so not a fan, so I hope we’re … More Dream Journal – 3 JAN 17 (Semi-Lucid!)
Ok, I was not going to post this and I was going to save it for the book, but I feel pretty good about it so I decided to share it. Please, lemme know what you think. Chemical Warfare I seriously don’t know what to do with this one. I didn’t when it happened, … More Tales from the Driver’s Side: Don’t forget the violence: Chemical Warfare
Ok, so i started writing this, didn’t finish it because I found myself embellishing a bit too much. It felt disingenuous so I decided to scrap it, it will not make it into the book. But, for your entertainment, I present it to you as a work of fiction. Seat-punching Rejection As I … More Tales from the Driver’s Side: Deleted Scene
I found two more old poems that I feel might be related, so I combined them. I hope you enjoy. Sometimes I wonder What got me here Why I ran away I’m going under One more tear For what I can’t say So I ran Ran away, hid my pain You left me there … More More random old stuff
I wrote this many moons ago and tired to get it published through http://www.poetry.com. I’m not sure what my intentions were when it was written, but someone asked me once if I was alluding to something suicidal. But I can assure you that is not the case. “Turn out the lights” was meant to be … More No Shelter