About the Author
Xander Vale is a made-up name. I owe child support and the last thing I need is that crazy bitch finding me. Plus, I may or may not have warrants.
I live in my parents’ basement with my three ferrets.
In all seriousness, I have my reasons for using a pseudonym. And as far as pseudonyms go, it’s a fucking stupid name. You should have looked at it and realized that it was fake. Fake, like professional wrestling, CNN, and my mother-in-law’s tits. If my parents would have named me something that damn stupid, I would have gotten my ass kicked more often than I did in middle school and probably would have gone full-on Menendez.