Xander Vale

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About the Author


Xander Vale is a made-up name.  I owe child support and the last thing I need is that crazy bitch finding me.  Plus, I may or may not have warrants.  


I live in my parents’ basement with my three ferrets.


In all seriousness, I have my reasons for using a pseudonym.  And as far as pseudonyms go, it’s a fucking stupid name.  You should have looked at it and realized that it was fake.  Fake,  like professional wrestling, CNN, and my mother-in-law’s tits.  If my parents would have named me something that damn stupid, I would have gotten my ass kicked more often than I did in middle school and probably would have gone full-on Menendez.