About the Author 2

About the Author   Xander Vale is a made-up name.  I owe child support and the last thing I need is that crazy bitch finding me.  Plus, I may or may not have warrants.     I live in my parents' basement with my three ferrets.   In all seriousness, I have my reasons for …

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TftDS – The hipster handjob – reworked

Part Two: The Hipster Hand Job.   The next day I drove up to the big city to drive for the night.  Bigger cities had more people, more events, more business and more rides.  Which meant more money for this guy.  I had probably completed 10-15 more rides since last night's fiasco.  All of those …

TftDS: Coming out of the Stables – Derby Days re-write

Part Four: Coming Out of the Stables   Many college campuses and sororities around the country mimic the pageantry and fanfare of the Kentucky Derby by hosting events on the day of the big race.  Typically at these events, guys will dress up as douchebags in pastels and the ladies will dress up like high-priced …