About The Author

The About the Author blurb from Tales from the Driver's Side.  Decided to post it for my fans.  Both of you.   About the Author   Xander Vale is a made-up name.  Seriously, what parent in their right mind would name their kid something that fucking stupid.  I can't use my real name, I owe child support.  …

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homophobia re-write

Part Three: Homophobia at it's finest.   In one of my puke stories, Bring a Bag, I mention this artsy, fun part of town. The following story comes to a head right across the street from the same bar! Small world, huh? On Saturday nights I usually drive in the big city, but I started …

TftDS – The hipster handjob – reworked

Part Two: The Hipster Hand Job.   The next day I drove up to the big city to drive for the night.  Bigger cities had more people, more events, more business and more rides.  Which meant more money for this guy.  I had probably completed 10-15 more rides since last night's fiasco.  All of those …

TftDS: Coming out of the Stables – Derby Days re-write

Part Four: Coming Out of the Stables   Many college campuses and sororities around the country mimic the pageantry and fanfare of the Kentucky Derby by hosting events on the day of the big race.  Typically at these events, guys will dress up as douchebags in pastels and the ladies will dress up like high-priced …