TftDS: Chapter 10, Part 1. The Slovokian Traffic Cone. (NSFW)

I wasn't going to post this, but here we go.  I hope you enjoy and feel free to share.     The Slovokian Traffic Cone   Innuendo. It's a big word, I know. It basically means “hinting at fucking.” Okay, that's not exactly what it means, but close enough. I was mostly a weekend driver, …

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We are the Champions Teaser 2

The big game is today, I know the night is going to be crazy and incredibly stressful. But think of the money. The streets are going to be filled. Thousands of people need me tonight, and I need their cash! Downtown is going to be madness, so my thought process is that maybe if I …

Update 26 MAR 17

So life has been happening lately so my attention has been elsewhere.  But, my work on Tales from the Driver's Side is almost complete and the editing process has begun.  Finished drafts of the stories currently on my blog to be posted soon.  Sorry for the hiatus, but such is life.

Intro to the new and final chapter.

Chapter 10. Let's talk about sex, baby. I think it's time we had “the talk.” I've decided to save the best for last; everyone's favorite subject: sex. Aggressive cuddling. Boning. Cave-diving. Disappointing the wife. Encroachment. Fucking. Going at it. Hanky Panky. Intercourse. Jamming the Clam. Knocking boots. Laying Pipe. Moistening the Pope. Nailing. Organ Grinding. …